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judymartn:

American Horror Story: Murder House

 A Summary

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gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

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mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

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darrynek:

*tries to be funny and gets assassinated*

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theaceoffours:

shrill-ex:

most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge

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BE…

OUR…

GUEST

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johnlock-consulting-husbands:


This actually always made me really upset

I’m thirty now, and this still really upsets me.

johnlock-consulting-husbands:

This actually always made me really upset

I’m thirty now, and this still really upsets me.

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Reblogged from esteljune

esteljune:

Playing video games while someone else’s watching

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catalystconduit:

i was trying to open a pickle jar and it fell and shattered on the floor and there was pickles and glass and juice everywhere and i slow turned to my cat and whispered “well we sure do find ourselves in a pickle here” then stood there laughing alone in a dark house illuminated by the fridge light while surrounded by my disaster 

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smileenatix3:

Real nigga shit

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Reblogged from cordelias-coriander-condiment

cordelias-coriander-condiment:

when someone you don’t like tries to come in for a hug

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tensioned:

why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this

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Reblogged from armadillo

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

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Reblogged from whimmy-bam

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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